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Nights in Shanghai
00:33
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[instrumental]
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Ggrphcl Fg
00:20
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Trinidad!
And the big Mississippi
And the town Honolulu
And the lake Titicaca
The Popocatépetl is not in Canada
Rather in Mexico, Mexico, Mexico
Canada, Málaga, Rimini, Brindisi
Nagasaki, Yokohama
Canada, Málaga, Rimini, Brindisi
Nagasaki, Yokohama
Trinidad!
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3. |
Max!
00:22
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Damn it, Max!
How could you, Max?
It shouldn't be my task to keep
reporting your attacks!
Max! (Damn it, Max!)
Why'd you do it, Max? (Why, Max?)
It seems morality's a virtue
that this person lacks!
Damn it, Max! (Damn it, Max!)
Damn it, Max! (Damn it, Max!)
Damn it, Max! (Damn it, Max!)
Damn it, Max!
Wait, wait, wait... who the fuck is Max?
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Famous
00:40
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I've a very happy, charming life
Rude health, warm flat and future wife
Employed, good food and struggle-free
But one thing does still bother me...
Why aren't I famous yet?
I want to be famous, can't you tell?
Why aren't I famous yet?
How many records do I need to sell?
I want to be famous!
I want to be famous!
I want to be famous!
I want to be famous!
I want to be famous!
I want to be famous!
I want to be famous!
I want to be famous!
NOTICE ME!
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Dickhead (Interlude)
00:27
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Boris Johnson is a dickhead!
This government's a mess!
He lives on another planet!
Every statement means more stress!
Tories blame the Labour government!
But that's not what it's about!
We just get hot air and bluster!
Stop your twisted nonsense...
...and get out!
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6. |
Coke 0
01:05
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Today I tried the new Coke Zero
Label's red and cap is black
Sparkling caffeinated soft drink
Sugar free with plant extracts
When I sipped it from the bottle
I discovered a new taste
Then I drank the rest with lunch
So it didn't go to waste
The flavouring stayed on my taste buds
For the best part of an hour
Dusty, nasty, too acidic
Cool but crueler, bitter, sour
Didn't like the former formula
How much worse could this one be?
Don't know how they'd go about it
But, for some reason, it succeeds
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Hour
00:30
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With an extra hour, I'd write a song
And then put all my possessions where they don't belong
Run around the corner to the shops and back
Maybe write a detailed letter to my old friend Jack
Build a high-powered rocket and go to the moon
Power up the Doomsday Machine with a slotted spoon
Internalise the sun and synthesise its light
And be reborn as a god both powerful and bright
I'd take over the galaxy with relative ease
Bring around an era of universal peace
Put a stop to suffering with incalculable power...
...come to think of it, that may take a little more than an hour
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Richard, seeing through the Eye Shield,
Started off through Level 1
Brother Strange gave him a spyglass
Through the fireball room he'd run
Then Richard rescued Motley
But Stiletta said adieu
Without her, a dragon killed him
Didn't make it to Level 2
What a Knightmare!
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Leroy
00:31
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He's tall, he's mean
He's angular and green
A superpowered scientist
A gamma-ray machine
He's...
Leroy the Alien who lives in my bins
An unnerving presence
'Cause he constantly grins
Leroy the Alien who lives in my bins
And he would quite like you not to confuse him with that other chap from The Avengers.
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(Put A) Donk (On It!)
02:24
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If you're playing a game with an internet name
And your PC's head keeps getting bonked on it,
There's something you can do that'll always get you through:
Just keep playing, and put a donk on it!
(Yeah yeah yeah) put a donk on it
(Oh oh oh) put a donk on it
(Don't know what this means) put a donk on it
(But might as well sing) put a donk on it
If you're in a chat room fighting off all the gloom
But you're getting grief from some twonk on it,
Tell an op real quick so they'll get a swift kick:
And if that fails, put a donk on it!
(Yeah yeah yeah) put a donk on it
(Oh oh oh) put a donk on it
(Don't know what this means) put a donk on it
(But might as well sing) put a donk on it
If you're grooving on down right through a German town
Your map might have a Bundesbank on it,
And the thought of all that money makes you feel sort of funny:
But never mind the moolah - put a donk on it!
(Yeah yeah yeah) put a donk on it
(Oh oh oh) put a donk on it
(Don't know what this means) put a donk on it
(But might as well sing) put a donk on it
(Yeah yeah yeah) put a donk on it
(Oh oh oh) put a donk on it
(Don't know what this means) put a donk on it
(But might as well sing) put a donk on it
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Dear YouTube,
Stop trying to sell me leggings
I'm really not going to buy them
I don't care if that lady from Riverdale has a collection with Fabletics
That won't persuade me to try them
Stop trying to sell me yoghurt
I keep forgetting I have some in the fridge
I hardly ever eat yoghurt as it is
Plus, it's got nothing to do with the trailer for Series 2 of The Bridge
Stop trying to get me to sign up to Vinted
I don't want to sell all my clothes
Stop giving me that creepy Jimmy Savile documentary trail
In front of my ASMR videos
Stop demonetising comedy YouTubers again
Even though I'm trapped in their thrall
Because I don't want to sign up to ExpressVPN
In fact, you might not consider showing me ads at all
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Pookie K & Unbalanced Grass England, UK
Unbalanced Grass are a ramshackle indie-rock band from disparate parts of the UK.
Founder of UG
Pookie K now performs as a musical comedian (he assumes laughter is forthcoming), recalling members of UG to record his bizarro songs, and maybe even releasing some of them.
This site represents both, so you have an even larger selection of terrible music to choose from.
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