Name: Bathroom Floor
Duration: P00H03M23S
Description: From "Straight From The Goat" (2010)

Bathroom Floor

from Quarantine: Pookie K's WhatsApp Musical Flail by Pookie K

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From "Straight From The Goat" (2010)

lyrics

It's the perfect time of day
To make love on the bathroom floor
Spread all the towels around
Make sure you've locked the door

Everybody else is out of the house
No need to be quiet as a mouse

Put on my dressing gown
I promise it's super-soft
If this time feels good
Next time we'll do it in the loft

I'm glad the bathroom floor was on our list
How does it feel making love to a guitarist?

Do I strum your strings?
Do I turn your knobs?
Do I tune your chords
Into our love?

Tiles and shower and bath are gleaming white
Net curtains keep us out of sight

Cybersex is boring
And I can't wait until you're here
We've got so many things to do
Guess my intentions are rather clear

Nobody's around and it's getting late
So lie down before me, spread your legs, and I'll make you feel great

Making love on the bathroom floor feels so sublime
And we've got all afternoon, so let's take our time

credits

from Quarantine: Pookie K's WhatsApp Musical Flail, released April 19, 2020
Words and Music by Benjamin Maydon
Performed by Pookie K

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Pookie K & Unbalanced Grass England, UK

Unbalanced Grass are a ramshackle indie-rock band from disparate parts of the UK.

Founder of UG Pookie K now performs as a musical comedian (he assumes laughter is forthcoming), recalling members of UG to record his bizarro songs, and maybe even releasing some of them.

This site represents both, so you have an even larger selection of terrible music to choose from. ... more