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Owl
01:04
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I don't know who you are, but I want to tell you how
I once saw something happen to an owl
He had some anaesthesia before an operation
The vet thought careful handling deserved consideration
She gently put him on his perch, and thought she had done well
But Mister Owl was out of it, and needlessly he fell
She picked him up, and he was fine, his feathers took the blow
But did he move after this shock? It really was no-go
The ending is: the owl then moved, and everything's okay
But for the rest of his owl life, he won't forget that day
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Burning
00:56
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Food, I was trying to cook
But, sad, I had no idea
So I looked in the book
And saw this recipe here
It said, take some cheese
And slow-cook it for ten hours
It will be such a breeze
But I wanted much more power
So I played with fire -
I used a blowtorch to cook
My cheese became a pyre
And incinerated the cookbook
Then my kitchen burned
The wood went up a treat
The glass to liquid turned
The fire spread down the street
And now my town's on fire
My house has been destroyed
You might hear I'm a liar
But everyone's quite annoyed
'Cause I played with fire -
I caused an inferno
But it's okay, doctor
Because my cheese tastes great, y'know?
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Breathe!
01:18
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Breathe! That's something you should do
As I hear that breathing is healthy for you;
The long-term benefits of breathing (they say)
Become apparent if you do it every day.
Shingles and scurvy are prevented by breath,
As are gradual weakening, rickets, and death.
If you don't breathe, then that's not good
As doctors tell you that you should;
And don't forget to practice. That's the way
To ensure everything is going to be okay.
If you are unhealthy, there's no doubt
You should try to breathe: both in, and then out;
In, out, in, out
In, out, in...
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Magikarp
04:15
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What's with this fish?
His scales are so red
His fins are so white
A crown on his head
But what has he seen?
His eyes are so wide
I'd like him to say
What he's feeling inside
Magikarp, Magikarp, Magi Magi Magikarp
Karp karp karp, Magi Magi Magikarp
Magikarp, Magikarp, Magi Magi Magikarp
Koiking Magikarp
There's more to him
Than meets the eye
His vacant stare
Points to the sky
For this cool fish
Has hopes and dreams
Magikarp knows
More than it seems
Magikarp, Magikarp, Magi Magi Magikarp
Karp karp karp, Magi Magi Magikarp
Magikarp, Magikarp, Magi Magi Magikarp
Koiking Magikarp
And so take in
His best of features
So innocent, he's
The best of creatures
Get Magikarp
And you'll beat Ash
With a simple command:
Magikarp SPLASH!
Magikarp SPLASH!
Magikarp SPLASH!
Magikarp, Magikarp, Magi Magi Magikarp
Karp karp karp, Magi Magi Magikarp
Magikarp, Magikarp, Magi Magi Magikarp
Koiking Magikarp
Magikarp, Magikarp, magical Magikarp
Karp karp karp, Magi Magi Magikarp
Magikarp, Magikarp, Magi Magi Magikarp
Koiking Magikarp
Magikarp, Magikarp, Magi Magi Magikarp
Karp karp karp, Magi Magi Magikarp
Magikarp, Magikarp, Magi Magi Magikarp
Koiking Magikarp
Magikarp, Magikarp, magical Magikarp
Karp karp karp, Magi Magi Magikarp
Magikarp, Magikarp, Magi Magi Magikarp
Koiking Magikarp
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Pookie K & Unbalanced Grass England, UK
Unbalanced Grass are a ramshackle indie-rock band from disparate parts of the UK.
Founder of UG
Pookie K now performs as a musical comedian (he assumes laughter is forthcoming), recalling members of UG to record his bizarro songs, and maybe even releasing some of them.
This site represents both, so you have an even larger selection of terrible music to choose from.
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