An Open Letter To YouTube AdSense

from SMOL! by Pookie K

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lyrics

Dear YouTube,

Stop trying to sell me leggings
I'm really not going to buy them
I don't care if that lady from Riverdale has a collection with Fabletics
That won't persuade me to try them

Stop trying to sell me yoghurt
I keep forgetting I have some in the fridge
I hardly ever eat yoghurt as it is
Plus, it's got nothing to do with the trailer for Series 2 of The Bridge

Stop trying to get me to sign up to Vinted
I don't want to sell all my clothes
Stop giving me that creepy Jimmy Savile documentary trail
In front of my ASMR videos

Stop demonetising comedy YouTubers again
Even though I'm trapped in their thrall
Because I don't want to sign up to ExpressVPN
In fact, you might not consider showing me ads at all

credits

from SMOL!, released April 15, 2021
Words by Benjamin Charles Maydon

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about

Pookie K & Unbalanced Grass England, UK

Unbalanced Grass are a ramshackle indie-rock band from disparate parts of the UK.

Founder of UG Pookie K now performs as a musical comedian (he assumes laughter is forthcoming), recalling members of UG to record his bizarro songs, and maybe even releasing some of them.

This site represents both, so you have an even larger selection of terrible music to choose from. ... more