Coke 0

from SMOL! by Pookie K

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lyrics

Today I tried the new Coke Zero
Label's red and cap is black
Sparkling caffeinated soft drink
Sugar free with plant extracts

When I sipped it from the bottle
I discovered a new taste
Then I drank the rest with lunch
So it didn't go to waste

The flavouring stayed on my taste buds
For the best part of an hour
Dusty, nasty, too acidic
Cool but crueler, bitter, sour

Didn't like the former formula
How much worse could this one be?
Don't know how they'd go about it
But, for some reason, it succeeds

credits

from SMOL!, released April 15, 2021
Words and music by Benjamin Charles Maydon

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about

Pookie K & Unbalanced Grass England, UK

Unbalanced Grass are a ramshackle indie-rock band from disparate parts of the UK.

Founder of UG Pookie K now performs as a musical comedian (he assumes laughter is forthcoming), recalling members of UG to record his bizarro songs, and maybe even releasing some of them.

This site represents both, so you have an even larger selection of terrible music to choose from. ... more